Take away "To go"

Myspace.

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

a fork made out of rubber

educational televison

The View

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

Snuggie

Steam-powered kettle

Submarine with screen doors

Math

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

water absorbant clothing.

A garbage can to throw away a garbage can in.

Gingers

A soil / gravel detector

Charlie Sheen

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

time travel face bag.

Solar powered flashlight

tattoos where you cant see them

A sign that says: watch out for this sign!

Solar powered flashlight.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!