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All-natural arsenic-flavored food

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An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

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A chair and desk with telescopic supports. But if one's height is changed, so is the other.

A sanitary pad...with buttons.

Crap Scented Frebreeze.....

uncarbonated soda

Fire alarm with silencer

Non stick glue

braille on speed limit signs

Terms Of Service

Tissues that don't clean up seman

A basketball filled with lead.

Female robots for single men that are so realistic that they behave EXACTLY like real women.

Alcohol with only 18% alcohol in it

chest hair extensions for women

Day-vision sunglasses.

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

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