Submarine with screen doors

A computer that teaches you how to use an computer

Math

water absorbant clothing.

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

A garbage can to throw away a garbage can in.

Charlie Sheen

A soil / gravel detector

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

time travel face bag.

Solar powered flashlight

tattoos where you cant see them

A sign that says: watch out for this sign!

Solar powered flashlight.

The most supreme absolute modesty of the entire universe. Period. Btw, it's mine.

cordless extension cord

Ads on your computer...

I... And MY NAME.... IS THE MOST FUCKlNG THUMBED UP COMMENT ON HORSEHEAD NETWORK! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: And what are you going to do about it? Thumb this down like the shemale you are? Shemale or not, I will r*pe you and your mother...Its not about the sex, its about the domination, prove that you ARE MY BlTCH! Moral Man: The only one that can destroy internet censors... Because Moral Man...

Eight different brands of the same f*cking soda.

army barracks with automatic doors

President, George Bush.

One Direction

this website

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

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