Magic bra for men.

Anti-sleeping bench.

A peddle-powered wheelchair.

Corduroy condoms.

Left handed hammer

A wheelchair with pedals

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

Socks for your nose.

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Catholic kid with no genetalia.

Drive thru ATM with brail

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

Urine flavored breath mints

Screamo Music

Barack Obama

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

time travel face bag.

Lv. 100 Magikarp.

Natural-Colour Hair Dye.

Microwavable Ice tray

Toe nail sharpener

naw instead of no

yo mamma

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!