Scripts for reality TV shows *cough* Jersey Shore *cough*

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Misogyny.

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Me.

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woman

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penis flavoured condoms

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epipen filled with air

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Veggie Burger

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God, gods, deities

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Parfume made from poo

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closed caption raido

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A glass hammer

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Cholesterol-Free Meat

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infectant wipes instead of disinfectant wipes

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JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

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money

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Fish net condoms.

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Non-sticky glue

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reusable butt-wipes

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HD contact lenses

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An alarm clock for your cats

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Justin Beiber voice

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Decaffeinated Redbull

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Nazis

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tasteless flavoured water water flavoured water

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!