water resistant umbrella

men.

Pre-sealed envelopes

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

Deez Nutz

We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

Microsoft :(

a camera that can take pictures of itself

a girlfriend.

A flame retardant match.

A battery charger that requires batteries.

an ink-less Biro

glow in the dark water

Fresh air in a bottle - Mel Brooks' style.

Dry water.

GAME CUBE

Religion

School.

Mis-Fortune Cookie

A wheelchair with pedals

Screen doors for submarines

motorcycle ashtray

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

sand paper band aids

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!