A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Your dick.

Non-flammable gas

Impact Activated Parachute

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Justin Bieber.

Mute alarm clock

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

solar powered flashlight

Solar powerd flashlights

non-dairy milkshake

Air-conditioned sauna

Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

Invisible condoms (Sure Im wearing it babe don't worry.)

Braille on signs in buildings. If they're blind how are they gonna find it?

Child safe knives (blunt).

A Fireproof Match

solar panel clock

ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

bacon flavored hunting camo

DVD rewinder

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Pointless Inventions

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