a water resistant towel

God

Obama

A fake vagina for homosexuals

Guy: Want to hear a funny joke??? Guy #2: Sure. Guy: Woman's rights!!!

Merkins. Google it.

A fat kid with anorexia

Speedos

3-D television

Autotune

The Human Centipede

Pedal powerd wheel chair

laminated napkin

:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

seedless sunflower seeds

Any Religion ever

black people

"A poopy flavored lollipop"

Myspace.

Your Mother

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Cardboard Bullets

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Pointless Inventions

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