The democratic party

flammable water

Solitaire Online

Alcohol that makes you sober.

Chili flavored condoms

Wooden Barbeque

Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

instant water, just add water

Fire-proof matches.

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

Unscented air fresheners.

A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

a water proof spounge

bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

A checker board with only one black square and one white.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

electric tuba

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

sub-marine screen doors

Strap-ons. < WTF!

Bristol Palin

I can't believe it's not bacon...spray.

Me! :D Moral: You cant disagree you feck! You voted

pennies

Pointless Inventions

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