The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

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The Human Centipede

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black ops

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UFC-themed anal douche kit.

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Snooki

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Maxi Pad bandaids

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left handed steering wheels.

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condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

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Powdered air. Just add water to get absolutely nothing.

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Anything on Disney channel

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robes made specially to be worn backwards

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Submarine ejection seat

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solar panels that must be plugged in

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- Phoneless Wire

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Uranium that tastes like cheese.

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Self-inflatable earphones that cancel noise in the wrong way.

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a knife that makes other knifes sharper

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A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

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Justin Bieber.

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Rebecca Black

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see through cloths

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Bottled water, when there's a fountain, like, right there......

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Inaudible microphone

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Atheism.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!