Fire proff potatoes

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Water Proof Note Cards

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a dvd on how to work a dvd player.

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air conditioned coffin

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seedless seeds

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Left Handed Pens

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People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

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A battery operated battery charger.

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See-through glass.

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Jalapeno scented cleenex

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Baterey powered glow stick

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Spife. Spoon + Knife

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Cold Saunas

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CAPTCHA's

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I can`t believe its not sh*t flavored brown butter... Moral: It made me laugh XD Still just read it in some skinny black guy`s voice with an attitude.

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Decaf Coffee

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makeup for pets

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a website about pointless inventions

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People who list Justin beiber as an invention and then call him Pointless.

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mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

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Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

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A wired remote

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What do you call a wolf that hasn't eaten? A hungry wolf.

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Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!