Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

social miedia (instagram,twitter,facebook,reddit,fickr,ETC(NOT youtube!!!))

sub-marine screen doors

Strap-ons. < WTF!

Bristol Palin

Me! :D Moral: You cant disagree you feck! You voted

the appendix

weight gain pills

Live action cartoons

Indestructible egg shells

The "I agree to the Terms of Service" checkbox

Donald Trump

Mathematics ?

a polar bear colouring book

WIsdom teeth.

Shuttershades

School for teachers

epipen filled with air

Moral: There is nothing bad with free PR...

braille e-reader

Chewing gum on a stick

Chuck norris repellant

The bottom of a pencil.

UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!