Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

Magnetic facial jewellery

The Terms and Services that you have to read and agree to do anything

walmart

Fake Soil made out of dirt

porn subtitles

see-thru blindfolds

Odourless deodorant (super strength)

Donald Trump

50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

Indestructible egg shells

Inflatable anchor

See-Through blindfold

A women that does not make sandwiches

solar powered flashlight. :DDDDDD -kevin tan

Screamo Music

A "How To Type" website.

strap-ons for men.

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

brakes on a space shuttle

Moral man

Justin Bieber.

Facebook Games

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!