A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

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Bean-flavored tofu.

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really attractive children

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dead people

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A switch that turns itself off.

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Justin Beiber- Because this should really stand at least two times under each other at the top.

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An underwater sponge

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transparent underwears

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Wales (the Country)

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Alcohol-free hand sanitizer

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Rob Zombie. Anyway , check out this cool automotive site CarVideos

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Dehydrated water

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A pizza scooper

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People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

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Another Justin Beiber Invention joke.

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MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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A glass hammer

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breathable condoms

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This website

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President, George Bush.

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Barrettes for bald people.

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An audiobook that teaches one sign language.

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onion tissues -jesse

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!