- Pointless Inventions

Evolution.

A video game on how to play video games.

Electric powered garden hose.

Disposable diamonds. Moral: NOW YOU WONT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Packet of nuts -May contain nuts

Noise cancelling Harrington aids

Left handed Baseball bats

Windows Vista

Pubic hair....it's warm enough down there.

darkbulb, to make light rooms dark

toes

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Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

Women's rights.

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

This site.

condom with sperm lube

Solar-powered night vision goggles.

The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

Banana peeler

Fire retardant gasoline

the ® symbol

A Camera.... With a phone attached

charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!