A gas powered turtle neck sweater

politicians

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

a website to read about pointless inventions

Soap soap, for cleaning your dirty soap.

PS3

Sonic: 3D games collection.

a rainbow without children to smile at it

Diet Water

SILLY PUTTY!!!

Wood-powered Fridge

a phone without a screen

The Internet

Bison.They just stand there going "a car let me hug it".

A drowning fish.

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

One direction

Glow in the dark lamp.

Dissolving Condoms

the Louie the fly mortein mascot (Seriously if you are selling fly spray that is supposed to work why does he keep coming back?)

invisible ink tatoos

A Mirror for the blind.

African Americans on welfare

whitening toothpaste

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!