Women.

banana flavored bananas

Cardboard Surfboard

The Quagemire show...

Holographic things that you can touch

Apple

Diet Water

You

Christianity, Judaism, and Islam.

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

flameproof cigarettes

Abstinence.

A tractor beam that moves objects only a quater of inch and needs 1 week before you can use it again...

electricfan with rotating body

aircon giving hot air

4chan.org

Artificial trees which grow leaves with factor 40 sun cream on.

Silenced grenade

Harry Potter-flavored jelly beans

Fruitless seeds...

Restart

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

eject seat on a helicopter

a square ball

Pointless Inventions

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