Humans

a pen that writes on black paper

iRobot Roomba (automatic vacuum) - it's the woman's job to vacuum.

A woman that can leave the kitchen.

Left handed pencil

Apple

Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

Holographic things that you can touch

Chocolate smelling USB-memory sticks

Pepper spray eye drops.

Justin Beiber voice

odorless perfume

Cardboard Surfboard

Moral man becoming so famous that others put him in the post below and he has the standard of excellent quality: 2 thumbs ups! Moral: What is a man? A miserable pile of pointlessity? I love pointlessity, people fight and kill to prove their points... I? I a pointless! :D

Diet Water

xbox 720 (4 the idiots out there, 360+360=720)

Silenced grenade

Your post are belong to us! Hahaha! Make your time! Moral: I was going to write a post but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Religion.

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

A penis with no balls

The Quagemire show...

If you believe that I'm stupid, vote this up

Pff... you think that is going to make a difference mr haxor? I mean come on! Who else can possibly reach to give me that many thumbs downs in so little time... Moral: Hahahahahaha! Take it easy bro! All I am doing is having fun! But... if your way of having fun is doing this... then I pity you... take care buddy, because you really need that, and I know that there cannot be many of you, since my comments are as previously mentioned given 4 minus thumbs (at least), under 30 seconds... Just, take care, and if this helps you cope with your problems, go ahead, its fine, I mean if you seek pity, you have plenty now.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!