40-inch Wi-Fi cord

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

Prius

Cardboard Bullets

Your Mother

laminated napkin

Non-flammable gas

seedless sunflower seeds

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

Women's rights

Jersey Shore

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

Impact Activated Parachute

The Government.

solar powered night light

Mute alarm clock

a dog

Justin Bieber.

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

Any Religion ever

Pointless Inventions

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