The Shake Weight[TM] for men.

Prius

unsinkable submarine... ftw??

seedless sunflower seeds

Cardboard Bullets

Uranium that tastes like cheese.

40-inch Wi-Fi cord

Your Mother

A mouse with a trackpad attached to the top.

Screen door on a submarine.

Impact Activated Parachute

Jersey Shore

A car with another car in it, SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

Women's rights

Appendix....all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

solar powered night light

a dog

The Government.

Mute alarm clock

Justin Bieber.

a knife that makes other knifes sharper

a robot made out of guns shooting a gun that shoots guns shooting more guns at a airplane made out of guns

Any Religion ever

Pointless Inventions

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