Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

a TV with no screen

The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

Exploding ice cream

Twilight

Religions & Science

Left-Handed scissors

Internet explorer

Guy: Want to hear a funny joke??? Guy #2: Sure. Guy: Woman's rights!!!

An invisiblw watch

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Sporks

Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

Condoms

Brussels Spouts

Fat free butter

Boomerang arrows. Warning, shooting will result in severe injury or death.

Solar-powered torch

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Barrettes for bald people.

A Screen-door submarine.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

he power to transform all the physics laws into Murphy's laws

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!