A pig massager

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UFC-Themed anal douche kit.

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Unsliced bread

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Cola with bacon.

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Fire proff potatoes

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A robotic toe on your forehead

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Mesh umbrella

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Abdominal fat.

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Facebook Updates.

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Gluten free flower.

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Disney horror film

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a cupless bra

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I completely agree with you guys. Moral: How could such a smooth guy like me ever be pointy?

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Clear paint.

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boomerang throwing knife.

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Hilary Clinton

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A Wireless Electricity

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Poop scented candle/ air freshener

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Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

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The ability to walk as fast as you can run

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Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

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An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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a phone without a screen

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!