An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

Full scale computer shaped usb flash drive

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

This Website

Solar powerd flash light

Cold resistant ice cream.

Megahit songs about not needing money.

Charlie Sheen

In car air fresheners

ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

Timeline on Facebook

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

A circle

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

Religion

.45 caliber with cannon bullets

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

a fishnet parachute

A level 100 Metapod

Abdominal fat.

Gluten free flower.

safeties on lighters.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!