The first slice of bread, toast etc

Mexilover: A pill that instantly transforms you into a mexican! (Effects irreversible)

POP-UPS!

Barrack Obama.

low-fat transfat

Skydiving helmets

A tungsten balloon.

bottle mouths that snap on top of aluminum cans.

Diet Soda.

A bandaid that fixes other bandaids

A website for the blind.

Transparent colored pencils

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

llama font (google it & you'll see)

A rubber that doesn't clean

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

a global remote control that only works on mars TV's

A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

Glow in the dark sundials

Drawings on toilet paper

.45 caliber with cannon bullets

Healthy guides for the Terminally ill Majors in English

Cell phone battery drainer

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!