Solar powered flashlights

gravel based lubrication

condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

School

gas powered taser

A pointless investing is autocorrect

snow leopard

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

A soil / gravel detector

MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

Sugar-free candy floss

Anti-homosexuality protests. Seriously what the hell they expect to achieve? Moral: NO MORE GAYS! NO MORE GAYS! GOD HATES GAYS! Ehem... Any of this doing anything at all except ruining our reputation and possibly lives? No? Well I am tired... Same time next year? Well that's a date then! No homo!

Math

iPhone 6 plus. Bigger so it's harder to fit in your pocket, and thinner so it's more breakable!

QWOP for iPhone.

Electric chickens.

Square Tires for Carts

Cold Hot tub

Donald Trump

Dehydrated water

A water bottle with a hole at the bottom.

Ashtray on a motorcycle

Steam-powered kettle

Strip Solitaire

Pointless Inventions

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