Purple Onions

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bumpless braille

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yo momma

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Pokemon Seizure: The motion picture.

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Inaudible microphone

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Hair Wetter

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Socks for your nose.

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ipod for the deaf

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War

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Crap Scented Frebreeze.....

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Submarine with screen doors

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Submarine ejection seat

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A soundproof radio

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Alcohol that makes you sober.

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coke flavored pepsi

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Magic bra for men.

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Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

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Insta-water (Just add water and stirr)

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open-bottom bag

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seatless toilet

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a microphone that doesn't let you talk

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Sandwiches for dead people

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a Time machine that traps you into past or future

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!