rifle that shoots lint

Dissolving Condoms

I Can't Believe It's Not Margerine

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A 10% Bullet Proof Vest

Battery-powered batteries

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Solar powered flashlight

QWOP for iPhone.

Parachutes that open up as soon it hits the group.

Pokemon Seizure: The motion picture.

art critics.

a silent alarm clock.

square wheels

Submarine with screen doors

Pet rocks

A locking system that locks an entire building to prevent people from escaping, but only when there's a fire.

A ball

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A gigantic suitcase that can fit several hundred suitcases... superb for the busy superpowered businessman.

Non-alcoholic beer.

A waterproof tampon

A bladeless sword

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!