The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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A pillow made out of lead.

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A goldfish leash.

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The hairs on your ass crack that poo sticks to.

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Anti-jokes

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1d glasses

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Barack Obama

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salt for slugs!

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School,

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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super-glue for eyelids.

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politicians

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People who complain about people who submit Justin Bieber as a pointless invention

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Solar powered lightbulb

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a condom with valve.

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"I am over 18" button in websites

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Nintendo DS Lite

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Anti Uncle Cream

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The "View Terms of Service" link on this website.

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Facebook Games

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mac

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Miley Cyrus

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A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

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a robot that can only unplug itself

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!