High fives because SOME PEOPLE in america have no hands.

Strawberry flavored shoes.

Periods each month.

Eco-friendly gasoline.

Rebecca Black

condom with sperm lube

headphones for deaf people

underwater toaster

soap cleaner

Anti-sleeping bench.

gay sex

battery powered battery charger

insurance companies

dinosaur repellent spray

waterproof sponge

eyeglasses with funnels to aid you in droppind eyedrops

Inflatable dart boards.

a list of pointless inventions

Diet water

turn signal on a monorail

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

20 minute instant noodles

Muggles

A solar powered alarm clock

Pointless Inventions

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