an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

paradoxes

DECAF meth....

re-usable condom

muscle heads, body builders

one direction !!

Microsoft Windows

A turd flinger.

A cup that can't hold anything.

Convertible submarine

magnum condoms

High-altitude underground aircraft.

this website

lead kite

A cup that drinks anything inside it

A seatbelt for the deskchair in your office

NO ALCOHOL BEER....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The I-Phone 5

Adolf Hitler

country restrictions for buying digital products. no wonder piracy prevails.

A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

thespacebar

See-through glass.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Pointless Inventions

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