Unicycle with training wheels.

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Sarcasm (*sarcasm)

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Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

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dehydrated water.

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Jihad

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Temperature-controlled Thermometers

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A wired remote

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a list of pointless inventions

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free stuff that costs money

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Rebecca Black.

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Blackberry Curve.

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Jewish Christmas stockings

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A secretary goldfish

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Thumbs up if you hate Obama.

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The spork, I have a spoon and a fork and they only take 5 seconds to wash.

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A backwards robe. Or a blanket with sleeves Oh wait... that's just a snuggie...

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Build-A-Bear

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BOTTLED WATER!!

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A leadless lead pencil

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A web site to download internet

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Your face.

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your mom

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an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

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Pen ink that is only visible when no light is on it.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!