Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

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A cell phone charger that only works when cell phone is fully charged.

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Ear-noculars.

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paradoxes

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Jihad

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A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

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Arrow to the knee jokes

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Euan Davies

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A bulletproof hunting dog that laughs at you when you miss ducks

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Rebecca Black.

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A secretary goldfish

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Solar powered torch

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Alarm to remind you to go back to sleep

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Country music

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un-freezable ice

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The spork, I have a spoon and a fork and they only take 5 seconds to wash.

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Dick flavored condoms

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The Regular Show.

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school.

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a penis extender for women

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Submarine with windscreen wipers

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The Billion-Dollar Space Pen.

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Solar Powered Flashlight

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!