Knee pads for your elbows.

A cup that can't hold anything.

a black light bulb

The iPad.

A seatbelt for the deskchair in your office

School for the retarded .

Pedaldriven wheel chair

The I-Phone 5

A chocolate teapot

medications with side-effects.

A secretary goldfish

Alarm clocks for the deaf

wood carpet

See-through glass.

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

colorless crayons.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A flashlight used only on the sun

A machine that tells everyone what your are thinking

Dehydrated water.

Covered Airports

Dehydrated Water - Just add water

Solar powered flashlight

magnum condoms

Pointless Inventions

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