A solar-powered flash light.

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

A wired remote

Quality Apple products.

fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

this website

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

a machine that eats fart and almost do anything stupid then you know its copying you.

A car with triangular prism wheels

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

A "buy one get one free" coupon for something that's free.

Allergenic pills

AIDS

Floppy Drive

Build-A-Bear

Powdered air. Just add water to get absolutely nothing.

UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

Cold fire

Snooki

A pedal wheelchair... :D

The little thing at the back of your mouth that nobody knows the name of.

A device that surfs the web in the palm of your hand, but only when it hooks up to your computer

Sand Paper Tissue

men.

Pointless Inventions

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