My life.

Fire Extinguishers with safety cord.

Vegan sugar.

Unsliced bread

a microphone that doesn't let you talk

miscarriages

Eating dogs for the Obese

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

Confederate money

Barrels

Banana flavoured apples

an ink-less Biro

english class

A tree that looked dead all year

Knee pads for your elbows.

A concrete trampolene

2 GIRLS 1 CUP?

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

Unscented perfume

an social networking site full of anti social people

A cup that drinks anything inside it

Vevo (youtube users kno wuts up)

Purple Onions

an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!