a health and safety no slip slid for kids ( there's one at my local family center!!!)

a suitcase to hold your suitcase

Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

Satanism, AND atheism

Self-flattening paper

A cup that drinks anything inside it

Pointless Inventions

Terms of Service.

day vision goggles

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

An alarm clock for the deaf.

Braille on a drive up ATM...

Diet Water

Shredded bread, an alternative to sliced.

A pedal powered wheel chair

air conditioned condom

Safety scissors. No seriously, you can't cut shit with them.

color blind bomb rigger

mispel chekk fer mykrosoft werd

School

A wired remote

A flower with no petals

Sugar free sugar

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!