Fire proof cigarettes.

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Whoever is reading this

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the power to develop allergies at whim

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The Gooch

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A bladeless sword

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mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

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A book on how to read.

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porcelain contact lens

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A wheel that will engage its breaks if the car rolls more than 5 meters to stop it from rolling away

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makeup for pets

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A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

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School

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The fact that people write why instead of y and you instead of u.

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Light-proof glass.

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An underwater sponge

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A "buy one get one free" coupon for something that's free.

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machine that turns the inventor into shit

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YOLO

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A peephole in a glass door.

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Unscented perfume

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School

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Decaf Coffee

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Solar powered flashlight

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Purple Onions

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!