A Bike With No Wheels

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Non-toxic poison

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air conditioned condom

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Sonic: 3D games collection.

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a cubed bowling ball

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A box that is self conscious and wishes it wasn't a box

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Justin Beibers penis

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a door that dont opon

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A wheel that will engage its breaks if the car rolls more than 5 meters to stop it from rolling away

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The white crayon, marker or colored pencil.

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Bulletproof Blackboard.

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an ink-less Biro

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an unscented perfume

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Knee pads for your elbows.

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Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

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magnum condoms

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A Screen-door submarine.

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chocolate toothpaste

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Lye Eyedrops.

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DVD Rewinder

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Stationary navigation assistant

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portable doggie door

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A signer for a ventriloquist

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!