A Screen-door submarine.

10 hour youtube videos

People who make fun of you at kids school for having a big d1ck... Moral: Pff mine just grew a bit faster that`s all... Sheesh had I known back THEN that it was a good thing...

glow-in-the-dark flashlight

Full scale computer shaped usb flash drive

DVD Rewinder

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

BOTTLED WATER!!

wooden fire places

Easy Rip Condoms. Makes Baby Making Easy.

maths for retards

Racist people

Skin proof lotion

flammable water

Chocolate teapots.

An audiobook that teaches one sign language.

a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

A Horsehead network that runs SO FREAKING SLOW, THAT YOU POST SOMETHING AT POINTLESS SUPERPOWERS, AND IT SOMEHOW ENDS UP SIX MINUTES LATER ON THE POINTLESS INVENTIONS SECTION! Moral: He was called standing Bull before he challenged me into a fight!

A glass hammer.

The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

Powdered Water: Just add water.

An asshole on your ellbow.

womans rights

llama font (google it & you'll see)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!