Diet Soda.

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Sega

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A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

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Black People

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LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

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A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

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Moonglasses

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A circle

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people who get thumbs down

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Cold Saunas

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Subway. We have women for that

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Agreeing to having read the Terms & Conditions

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a cubed bowling ball

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Apparently, the spork! Moral: Where the hell are my red thumbs?!?!?

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people

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Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

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fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

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Reality

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To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

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free stuff that costs money

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Gumball machines :)

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Roll-on eyedrops

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A secretary goldfish

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A pen sharpener :)

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!