super-glue for eyelids.

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school

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Mediocrity.

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Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

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A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

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3d glasses for the blind

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a solar powered light

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nuns

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Giant Tweezers

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Create your own Human-Botfly

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Music for the deaf.

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Barrels

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this website

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The fact that people write why instead of y and you instead of u.

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Corded phone finder

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a health and safety no slip slid for kids ( there's one at my local family center!!!)

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A solar-powered torch.

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A priests penis

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square tires

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maths for retards

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1 inch walking stick

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Black people

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Inflatable dart-board

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flammable water

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!