hydro-electric computer

Roll-on eyedrops

XBOX 360 Elite, any other Xbox or Microsoft Product.

Women's Rights

Solar-powered flashlight

Non-alcoholic beer

A sword that melts in combat

machine that turns the inventor into shit

A Bullet Train from Dehli to Bombay..... hang on tightly!

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

Facebook.

Clapper book (turns the pages of your book with 2 claps)

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

A flashdark for when it's too light

Shatter-prone Rulers

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

waterproof keyboard

A black guy with a job.

ice-cream peeler

blue oranges

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

Condoms

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!