Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

Solar-powered flashlights

Brussels Spouts

A machine that brings you one second into the future.

*This pointless invention has been blocked by the cyber police* ... stupid bitch. -.-

The Human Centipede

earphones for the deaf ?

Non-dairy Milk

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Moonglasses

Fake Soil made out of dirt

A solar-powered flashlight.

porn subtitles

camouflage with sewn in sequins

a TV with no screen

An ultralight origami aircraft

clothes for animals

Plastic scissors

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

invisible paint

See-through bodybags.

Pointless Inventions

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