Your penis.

Televisions built into coffins.

Skydiving helmets

Diet Soda.

Dehydrated water...

Males, and Male rights

A dark bulb. Too much sun? Don't close the blinds, turn on the dark!

A rubber that doesn't clean

people who get thumbs down

braille keyboards for the iPad

"Insert coin": The game Arcade edition! Just insert the money and leave right away, saves up to several hours of stressing gameplay! Its not like you are getting the money back you know! Moral: Reminds me of a arcade hall I saw in Chile once, only one cabinet had a screen, but no working "game tokens" receiver :P, they also had a ping pong board with no ball, no idea why the hell the place was even open at all XP

Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

Instant water. Just add water.

Batteries sold separately....

Cola with bacon.

anybody who is reading this

Inflatable anchor..

fire proof candles

knife that can cut itself

plant grower made with salt

silent music documentaries (unless it's a music documentry about One Direction, then actually it would be a great invention)

Reality

a helicopter without propellers

China

Pointless Inventions

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