Anti gravity floors

Bullets made from mercury instead of lead

Distractions

Everything except Mnt Dew, Doritos, and pizza

Religions

A lightbulb, that only shines on things worth looking at!

A hair dryer for drying your fire.

Sunglasses without lenses.

advertisements that tell you not to buy anything

color blind bomb rigger

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

yellow stop light

The Internet

glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

Sunglasses for blind people

A solid Straw.

Sporks

Shatter-prone Rulers

ice-cream peeler

The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

the Tinman's "heart" (it was just a clock)

Recyclable toilet paper. - Anonymous

A knuckle KNIFE with a folding blade. You know: you put your hand in it, then forget your fingers are in it, then try to close the blade. This makes the blade slash your fingers! [This is a REAL invention, by the way].

Condoms

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!