Brussels Spouts

A machine that brings you one second into the future.

*This pointless invention has been blocked by the cyber police* ... stupid bitch. -.-

The Human Centipede

earphones for the deaf ?

Non-dairy Milk

an internet sight that teaches you how to use one

Moonglasses

A solar-powered flashlight.

Fake Soil made out of dirt

porn subtitles

camouflage with sewn in sequins

An ultralight origami aircraft

clothes for animals

Plastic scissors

Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

invisible paint

See-through bodybags.

A Store inside a store that sells 3 stores with 2 stores in each store and in those 2 stores there 5 stores in that store. Thats 1 Store =)

Silent firecrackers.

a button that mutes people

Striped paint.

Internet explorer

Pointless Inventions

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