a chuck norris-sized bed (he doesn't sleep, he waits)

I completely agree with you guys. Moral: How could such a smooth guy like me ever be pointy?

An ultralight origami aircraft

Non-stick glue

Pop/house/electro homage to rock and roll.

vagina and virginia

The white crayon, marker or colored pencil.

To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

Mac Computers

A Fireproof Match

a hitler action figure

solar power night vision goggles

Twilight

An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

Women's Rights

Non-explosive Dynamite

Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

Satanism, AND atheism

A black guy with a job.

Female vocal chords

1 inch walking stick

Lana del Rey's ability to pout lips.

vanna white, all she does is turn the dam letters. lol.

Pointless Inventions

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