The ability to walk as fast as you can run

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Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

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Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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An iPhone, but bigger and it can't call people

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clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

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This Website

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Cold resistant ice cream.

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In car air fresheners

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ibeprophen with a tendency to give you a headache

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A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

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A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

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The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

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Religion

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.45 caliber with cannon bullets

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That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

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a fishnet parachute

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A level 100 Metapod

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Abdominal fat.

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Gluten free flower.

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safeties on lighters.

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a cupless bra

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A battery powered battery recharger.

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Exploding ice cream

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!