99,981 and a HALF PERCENT of all comments here.

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quiet alarm clock.

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Boomerang arrows. Warning, shooting will result in severe injury or death.

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That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

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A robotic toe on your forehead

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Knork (Knife and fork hybrid)

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Non-stick glue

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Pop/house/electro homage to rock and roll.

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unflavored water

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birth control for necrophiliacs

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Roll-on eyedrops

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One Direction

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Barrettes for bald people.

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Left-Handed scissors

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Guy: Want to hear a funny joke??? Guy #2: Sure. Guy: Woman's rights!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally.

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a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

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Solar-Powered Pacemaker

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Sporks

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the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

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a guitar without strings b

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A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

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The new Youtube's homepage!

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!