A telescope, that ranges so far that it actually zooms past the whole galaxy, and back to where you are.

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

Too Easy!...It's Here: Timer Lipstick Timer Foundation Bullet Proof Whip Hair-Made by willow smith Tron Boots Ballpen Catcher Plasma Glasses-Like Cyclops Rocket Gum Shotgun Shoulder Bag Rocket Bag

fn key on a mac.

transparent underwears

Tacos

SHIT MAKER

A square barrel

Flip-flops, modern toys, smart cars, long lists, banner ads, LMFAO, Katy Perry, various other artists.

people not speaking ENGLISH in AMERICA!!

Boobs on a nun.

condoms for masturbation

Electrocution hospital bed

self igniting time bombs.

Corn flavored chapstick.

Merkins. Google it.

Square Tires for Carts

Books about Vampires

AIDS

solar powered lamp

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This.

A signer for a ventriloquist

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!