A job for a black person.

Habanero suppositories

bulletproof clay pigeons

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

Powdered water

An oak frying pan

a battry that runs on batterys

Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Bill Gates

Under water diving board.

License plate cozy

Chocolate Teapot :)

Electric Ladle

christian rock

Non-alcoholic vodka

Israel

Glow in the Dark Tampons.

Pre Soaked Water

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

flame retardant weed

A TV with a remote control attached to it

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

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