Flavorless Water

bulletproof clay pigeons

Habanero suppositories

Soy dog treats for vegan canines

a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

One Direction

Moonglasses

a battry that runs on batterys

Electric Ladle

Woman Repellent

christian rock

Powdered water

flame retardant weed

Retarded people who ask , then answering it afterwards

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Glow in the Dark Tampons.

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

Chocolate Teapot :)

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Pre Soaked Water

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

Non-alcoholic vodka

Under water diving board.

Pointless Inventions

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