Cigarettes

Scripts for reality TV shows *cought* Jersey Shore *cough*

Habanero suppositories

Driving school for the blind

Non-alcoholic vodka

paperless printer

The word "infomercial"... Like Its really informative to know that my life would have been worthless if I had a zit, a pimple or any other Battletoad..., and then Justin Beiber tells me to "get proactive". Sorry Justin, while I perfectly understand what that means, I am not that kind of guy! And if I was you would have been the last person I would "procreate" with. Moral: Its called commercials you disgusting shameless Justin Beibers! Now that is the best insult I have ever used since "Lady Gaga`s"

Condoms made out of cum.

roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

Transparent clothing

Biodegradable car-wheels

Batery powered batery charger

Lil Wayne

a special calculator that only multiplies by 1

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A urinal for women

1d glasses

Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

shatter-proof water

A rape machine.

jag-free comb for bald people

Perpetual Motionless Machine

tipless condoms

Pointless Inventions

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