- Pointless Inventions

Parachute that opens on impact Air conditioned motorbike Waterproof tea bag

Water pistol silencer

Ice-cream flavoured ice-cream.

condom with sperm lube

Rebecca Blacl

roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

self-propelled push lawn mowers

portable garage door

machine that unplugs itself

chemical free vacuum

Fireproof water

Fake, plastic dummy CD's or DVD's to go in the case when the case is empty. To save that nagging empty space.

black people

This site.

A toaster that toasts location aware and burns location specific facts onto your toast. ( V ) |Toast is | | Illegal | | Here |

pointless inventions

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

The DMV.

Braille owner's manual for an automobile

Batery powered batery charger

Banks

Driving school for the blind

A dictionary for blind people

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!