A battery-powered electric generator.

Leon lives in a small, carboard box. He scavenges for food daily, and has to face the cold weather without suitable clothes. Leon, is therefore a... Tramp. ( I Never said which Leon ) =D

Battery-powered Battery

The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

Silent Alarm Clock

Leet

shock-absorbent hammer

Running shoes for running shoes

unscented cologne

glass prison cells

Battery operated Battery Changer, Batteries not included.

AC battery

Waterproof Kettle

Hearing Aid for blind people

yo mama

A fireproof pen

A security system that will allow access if you get "Close Enough" with the password.

self-destruct button on a mine.

Vagina proof condoms

A square barrel

paper unbrella

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

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