A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

Habanero flavourd knives and forks

a girlfriend.

this website

Miniature iPad.

websites like this

The Space Biro

Your Face! GOD DAMMIT!!

A heater strictly for providing coolness

a book for the blind

adoption

Disolving condoms.

Radio modeling.

a plane that puts the people in the cargo area and puts baggages in the passanger sheets

a sluty nannie mcfee

Silent Alarm Clock

Microsoft :(

A song for deaf people

Belief in atheism

Ice Cream Toaster!!

"Melody from badger badger" Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos Homos! ASSHOLE ASSHOLES! GAYYYYYS OOOOOH GAAAAAAAYS NOOO A GAAAAAAAAAAAY! Moral: Nothing against homosexuals, this is just my straight sense of humor XD

A device that turns wine into water

pointless inventions

A fireproof pen

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!