hand washed paper plates

Underwater Basketweaving

Moral: There is nothing bad with free PR...

Battery-powered Battery

BO flavored deoderant

Big Dig

We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

idiots who keep writing powdered water

An Ipod app called How to convince your parents to get you an Ipod

virgin mary

Black highlighter

Sporks

The Space Biro

A fireproof pen

Sunscreen for the night

a "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" button.

An airplane without a fuel tank.

rechargeable solar pannels

The electoral voting system

A security system that will allow access if you get "Close Enough" with the password.

a book on how to use chopsticks

the wheel

A computer for the blind that DOESN'T use GUI

Babies

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!