Rebecca Black

girls wait never mind

Battery-powered batteries

Chili flavored condoms

Eurovision, its singing not eye tests

your mom

Are you tired of money clogging up your wallet and weighing your pockets down? Introducing your kids!

A silencer for tanks...

THE CAPS LOCK KEY

keyless keyboard

A heater strictly for providing coolness

A microphone you have to scream into

SILLY PUTTY!!!

Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

A box with holes.

Microsoft :(

the pope

fireproof lighter

Chewing gum on a stick

A book In which teaching blind people to read

Fingerless gloves.

Weman

Credits at the end of a movie... we don't read them .

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!